Tracy Jordan is in line to be one of my top quotables, alongside Kramer, Buster Bluth, Turk, and Dwight Schrute.
“What’s the past tense for scam? Is it scrummed? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrummed.”
“There’s no link between diabetes and diet. That’s a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado.”
“What is this, Horseville? Cuz I am surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!”
“This Saturday is the 20th anniversary of the night that me and Angie met. She was working at the Diker Heights Arthur Treaches and I was residing there. She slipped me a free shrimp combo and we’ve been together ever since, so this present has to be special. It’s either going to be a denim jacket that says ‘Hot Bitch’ in diamonds, or a Slanket.”
